Contact Fey Liason Naidene Merryweather via Silver Basin
So I went to the beach and took way too many pictures, so I thought I’d have a little fun . . .
Dear Faerie Folk,
Wingtips feeling droopy from the heat? Book a breezy beach getaway with our company, Very Faerie & Merryweather! With over two centuries of experience catering to the Fey, we know all the best spots for flower bungalows and toasting mallow cheeseweed.
Take a sky ferry straight to this sandy paradise via our private Red-Winged Blackbird, Beach Bob.
A complimentary beach-flora parasol is included with all reservations, freshly plucked:
Model: Sunbeams-Alot
Urchin Model: Scry Your Own Smiley Face
With only a minor gem or spell recipe deposit, enjoy beach-adjacent activities like cattail sailing!
Trick unwary humans to wander down charming beach paths until their flipflops snap . . .
When you tire of mortal frivolities, take a nap in the salt-kissed petals of our beach rose bungalows.
Bungalow 1: Pirate-Me-Pink
And if you’re concerned about scavenging mole crabs, let your wee bobbin-brains rest easy on vacation. Every one of our beach rose bungalows comes with a 100% organic security system!
For the ultimate luxurious experience, book the Petallic Penthouse! (Seasonal availability varies by blossom yield)
When you feel a ravening coming on, enjoy salty marine-sprayed pine nuts:
Then slake your thirst on ripe juniper berries!
Or a tart green rosehip if you’re brave enough . . .
Top off your getaway with a dewdrop bath in a fuchsia fantasy tub grown exclusively by our proprietary Rosa rugosa spells. Gently sway in these premium petals to the energetic lullaby of sea breezes and happily sunburned mortals!
Contact Fey Liason Naidene Merryweather via silver basin. *And no, we do not accept changelings as alternate payment!
*A final note: I’ve decided to dabble in short form creative exercises on Threads and Bluesky (@cynestiamoon) once or twice a week. Expect random haiku and 6-1 word thrift tales! I’ll also post them on Substack notes.
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