Wednesday, October 29, 2025

The Luniferous Gazette #20: Death-Come-Quickly, a Haunting Flower for Halloween

  The Demure Gem of Watkins Glen

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This September, I finally got the chance to visit Watkins Glen State Park in New York with a family member. I was born not far from that location, and not long before he passed away, my father told me that he’d brought me there as a baby and wished we could visit again. So, it felt a bit like returning to my roots to pay homage to this forested gorge—a veritable miniature canyon! 

The park boasts nineteen waterfalls that spangle cliff faces that can reach 200 feet in height. The deeper one ventures into its high-shadowed walls, the more it feels like you are being swallowed up by a secret side path into Narnia or Middle Earth. As the state park’s website declares, those who visit are known be left quite “spellbound.” 

The hike can be steep and muddy at times, and there are markers bored into the rock walls periodically that give the location for emergency services in case someone suffers a serious injury. I couldn’t help wondering if they were affixed due to prior incidents. Either way, the little plaques served as constant reminders to watch my step! 

I also couldn’t help marveling at the way the green foliage caught the sunbeams above. Each leaf seemed to light up like a slice of live emerald and cast a beguiling glint over the stream winding through stony layers of bedrock below. 

All this is to say that the enclosed environment lends itself to an otherworldly ethereality—enter the flower, the true star of this issue and the hidden jewel of Watkins Glen! 

I stopped dead in my tracks and begged my family member to wait so that I could capture a photo of a delicate pinkish-purple flower, hardly as large as the nail on my little finger. I had no idea what it was then, only that its quiet, airy beauty demanded my rapt gaze without delay. 

Later that evening, I would conduct an image search and discover that this tiny flower has numerous names—Geranium robertianum, or more commonly, “Herb Robert.” Some of my favorites include “Jam Tarts,” “Doll’s Shoes,” or even “Stinky Bob” as squishing it can produce an odiferous scent that is described as akin to rotting garlic. My, my, what powerful pungency is hidden in this petite little blossom! Maybe it will work against vampires in a pinch? 

In some states, it is considered a noxious weed, although in New York it is merely a “non-regulated class B noxious weed,” meaning weeding is encouraged but not presently mandated. To kill such a gossamer sprite would feel almost like a crime to my heart. It utterly enchanted me upon first viewing, after all. 

Yet these pretty petals hide more than one secret. Despite its fragile appearance, it can release chemicals that crowd out other types of healthy flora. But it’s humans who have given this demure flower its most lethal moniker—“Death-Come-Quickly.” 

This name was tied to the superstition that plucking the flower and bringing it indoors would cause someone to die soon. Some tales even link this flower to Shakespeare’s Puck, or the mischievous fairy “Robin Good-Fellow,” who will surely punish those who dare to harm it. 

Now, I didn’t pick the unassuming specimen that hypnotized me for a bright strand of seconds in Watkins Glen. Yet perhaps daring to steal a picture of Death-Come-Quickly was offense enough to earn me a warning? 

On the return hike, I didn’t trip once on the 832 stone stairs or the steep paths. However, as the parking lot grew tantalizingly close, a prodigious acorn whizzed mere millimeters from my face with extreme velocity. My family member was witness to this errant missile and laughed uproariously as they declared that I almost became Watkins Glen’s first confirmed acorn fatality. 

This near-accident might seem like mere coincidence, except for the fact that I was almost squashed by massive trees on two other occasions in my life—but that’s a story for another day. 

Wishing you all a Happy Halloween! May you gather a bounty of scrumptious candy, but perhaps, have a care—beware of any charming flower you are tempted to bring into your home that spooktacular evening . . . . 

Sources:

“Herb Robert Identification and Control.” KingCounty.gov. 
<https://kingcounty.gov/en/dept/dnrp/nature-recreation/environment-ecology-conservation/noxious-weeds/identification-control/herb-robert>

“Herb Robert (Geranium robertianum, Wild Geranium).” Highbury Wildlife 
Garden. <http://highburywildlifegarden.org.uk/the-garden/bees-faves/herb-robert/> 

“Saint or Sprite?” (June 17, 2011). The Medieval Garden Enclosed. The Cloisters 
Museum and Gardens. Metmuseum.org. <https://blog.metmuseum.org/cloistersgardens/2011/06/17/saint-or-sprite/>    

Watkins Glen State Park. New York State Parks, Recreation and Historic 
Preservation. <https://parks.ny.gov/visit/state-parks/watkins-glen-state-park#about>

“Weed of the Month: Herb Robert” (May 19, 2016). Harringayonline. <https://harringayonline.com/forum/topics/weed-of-the-month-herb-robert>
 

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